I was threatening the vague personification of whatever is screwing with all our texts lately! The only way that could be threatening to you is if you personally are the one sending all my texts to the wrong people!
[Okay, admittedly Fynn is just busting this kid's chops for recreational sport. It's fun to get Bucko here all relied up like this. Almost brings a smile to his face.]
Okay, calm down. I get it. The worse I would ever do to you is give you a ticket for running your damn mouth.