[ Boy is he glad right now that he refused to talk to this guy when he got arrested with the arm, because if this is the kind of conversation they would've had, then James would DEFINITELY be rotting in a prison cell right now.
He really should be trying to keep his cool around law enforcement but WHAT A JERK!!! ]
Fine! Do what you want, Mr. Vacation Cop. But don't expect me to just take it lying down. Life's too short to put up with getting called a turd.
Oh I see, So you want to do anything you want just because you're on vacation, but still get all the same respect as an officer? I'm not gonna let you pick on me and then hide behind your badge!
[ hahaha oh my god james okay OH MY GOD, JAMES, PLEASE STOP TALKING??? HE WANTS SO BADLY TO SHUT HIS MOUTH AND NOT GET ARRESTED AGAIN, WHY IS HE NOT SHUTTING UP ]
And yeah, so what if I've been called worse before? I didn't take it lying down then either!
I'm not planning on doing anything, except for that homework you're suddenly so concerned about. For now, anyway.
I was threatening the vague personification of whatever is screwing with all our texts lately! The only way that could be threatening to you is if you personally are the one sending all my texts to the wrong people!
[Okay, admittedly Fynn is just busting this kid's chops for recreational sport. It's fun to get Bucko here all relied up like this. Almost brings a smile to his face.]
Okay, calm down. I get it. The worse I would ever do to you is give you a ticket for running your damn mouth.
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and 2: are cops even allowed to talk to citizens like that?
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2. I'm on "vacation", shit lord.
Bonus: I do what want, got it? Don't you tone check me!
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He really should be trying to keep his cool around law enforcement but WHAT A JERK!!! ]
Fine! Do what you want, Mr. Vacation Cop. But don't expect me to just take it lying down. Life's too short to put up with getting called a turd.
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The name's Officer Fynn Izunia,
Bucky. Don't tell me you forgot and I'm certain you've been called worse than a turd.
What are you plottin' on doing, kid? Don't you have homework?
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[ hahaha oh my god james okay OH MY GOD, JAMES, PLEASE STOP TALKING??? HE WANTS SO BADLY TO SHUT HIS MOUTH AND NOT GET ARRESTED AGAIN, WHY IS HE NOT SHUTTING UP ]
And yeah, so what if I've been called worse before? I didn't take it lying down then either!
I'm not planning on doing anything, except for that homework you're suddenly so concerned about. For now, anyway.
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[Why is this mouthy little cuss talking to him? Fynn doesn't have the patience.]
Get your two dollar ass out of here before I decide to make change! Need I remind you that you threatened an "officer of the law" earlier?
I don't get why you're still texting me, kid.
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I was threatening the vague personification of whatever is screwing with all our texts lately! The only way that could be threatening to you is if you personally are the one sending all my texts to the wrong people!
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[Okay, admittedly Fynn is just busting this kid's chops for recreational sport. It's fun to get Bucko here all relied up like this. Almost brings a smile to his face.]
Okay, calm down. I get it. The worse I would ever do to you is give you a ticket for running your damn mouth.
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But he's also really bad at resisting a goading. ]
You can't bully me just because you have a badge.
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I'm bullying you of my own free will without the badge.
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