Well you're being absolute irrational about wanting to dig into my reasons.
Which, fine, no it wasn't me. It was my mom. She was killed by a drunk driver as she walked home from work when I was 10.
Apology accepted. Now don't be such an ass next time.
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Were you in an accident? If that's the case, I can understand that.
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Well you're being absolute irrational about wanting to dig into my reasons.
Which, fine, no it wasn't me. It was my mom. She was killed by a drunk driver as she walked home from work when I was 10.
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Or rather I'm actually being a real big asshole. Damn, I apologize. I didn't quite...expect that.
Really sorry about your mother. Honest.
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Apology accepted. Now don't be such an ass next time.