Gabranth himself told me. He mentioned how much he was sure that you were interested in him, in a most romantic sort of way.
[Okay, yes, to be fair... Ardyn is stirring the pot. But it's in his nature to do so when he feels the impulse, and he can't help but twist the words he had been told around until they don't resemble the truth anymore. Just for you, little brother.
A twisted villain must truly live in this man somewhere.]
You don't have to be ashamed. I'm truly happy for you.
You're a liar and a cheat, bro! Gabranth hates me and I hate him! End of story.
[Bull! Just pure bullshit! There's no love tryst between Gabranth and him. Zip, zero, nada! They're mortal adversaries sharing a similar badge. That's all!
Ardyn can't pull a fast one over his eyes about this.]
Cut the crap, Ardyn! What's going on? Who even told you that shit?!
[Don't give Ardyn an awkward pause to work with. He'll just text increasingly more embarrassing things.]
Never what? Be attracted to you? Want to steal you away somewhere where the two of you might be alone? /More/ than that? Are you letting your imagination get the best of you, little brother?
[This is terrible! It's just awful that the only thing that brings such cheer to Ardyn is to make his brother suffer like this. Sibling rivarly gone wrong!]
Piss off, Ardyn! We're not having this conversation---I'M NOT BLUSHING!
That's it! I'm heading to the house to break your face in!
[He's totally not blushing! He's totally not blushing! He's totally not---Oh, fuck. Fynn just caught his reflection on the rear view mirror of his car.
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omg
[Why, oh why, is this happening to him?! Fynn is bright red right about now but thankfully no one can see his blush.]
Screw off, Ardyn! Nothing of the sorts is happening here.
i'd say he's sorry, but he isn't
[Okay, yes, to be fair... Ardyn is stirring the pot. But it's in his nature to do so when he feels the impulse, and he can't help but twist the words he had been told around until they don't resemble the truth anymore. Just for you, little brother.
A twisted villain must truly live in this man somewhere.]
You don't have to be ashamed. I'm truly happy for you.
this is awful but awesome!
[Bull! Just pure bullshit! There's no love tryst between Gabranth and him. Zip, zero, nada! They're mortal adversaries sharing a similar badge. That's all!
Ardyn can't pull a fast one over his eyes about this.]
Cut the crap, Ardyn! What's going on? Who even told you that shit?!
cackles
[It's his obligation to pick on you, Fynn. Just like it's your obligation to be annoying towards Ardyn; an eye for an eye.]
Which part, that you wish to be in a relationship with him? I told you. Officer Gabranth.
Re: cackles
[The irony of it all is quite hilarious.]
I don't want anything to do with him and I know he would never---
[Awkward paussse~]
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Never what? Be attracted to you? Want to steal you away somewhere where the two of you might be alone? /More/ than that? Are you letting your imagination get the best of you, little brother?
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[ARDYN, COULD YOU NOT?! Fynn is turning redder and redder and it's not because he's flustered either.]
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I'll be sure to keep my bedroom door locked tonight.
You're blushing, aren't you?
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Piss off, Ardyn! We're not having this conversation---I'M NOT BLUSHING!
I'm perfectly fine!
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[He's totally not blushing! He's totally not blushing! He's totally not---Oh, fuck. Fynn just caught his reflection on the rear view mirror of his car.
He officially wants to die.]
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[He knew it! If only he could see. It would make his day.]
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[Nope! Ardyn isn't going to get the luxury of seeing him that flustered. Just nah!]
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Return to your duties. But think about what I said.
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Worst brother ever!
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