[This is what Dante has reduced Fynn to currently. The cop has his face in his hands right now as the bastard replies. It's one thing to be sexually active but it's another thing to try to fuck a fifteen year old girl.
Isn't Dante close to twenty by now? The boy's birthday gotta be around the corner by now judging from how the last seven months passed them by.
So what's the deal, Dante? What's the deal?]
You got one minute to start saving your mangy ass.
[Don't worry, Dante doesn't need the full minute--he hadn't even waited for Fynn's response before he'd gone to find his conversations with Anya and Aria.]
i tried to send a text to anya and it cut off and sent the second half to aria, i was telling aria about it when it sent to you but it din't cut off so i didn't know it had gone to you
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[It's kind of funny how alike the two of them can be sometimes. Dante's also sighing in relief when he gets the return text; most of the time he doesn't give a shit what people think about him but going after Anya? Going after anyone that young? No fucking way. That's a smear against his name that he couldn't ever sit well with.]
you and me both that's disgusting
i wouldn't have blamed you one bit but you would've probably had to get in line, anya's got a lot of people watching out for her
[Also Grell probably would have killed him first.]
[Now that he knows that Dante isn't some skeevy pervert, Fynn actually feels like he can breathe again. Talk about tense. He was literally about to break this kid's nose and risk getting suspended a second ago.]
I'm grateful the girl has so many people watching out for her. That's a good sign but you know you have a ton of people watching your back too, Dante.
Just don't do anything too stupid, okay? I know you have a penchant for bullshit but you have a decent enough head on your shoulders.
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i swear fynn this isn't what it looks like retrospec cut my text off
hold on i'll screenshot exactly what happened i swear you can even ask anya yourself
[WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK ABORT ABORT]
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Isn't Dante close to twenty by now? The boy's birthday gotta be around the corner by now judging from how the last seven months passed them by.
So what's the deal, Dante? What's the deal?]
You got one minute to start saving your mangy ass.
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i tried to send a text to anya and it cut off and sent the second half to aria, i was telling aria about it when it sent to you but it din't cut off so i didn't know it had gone to you
look
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...I'm definitely grateful that you're not trying to screw a fifteen year old.
I almost lost all my marbles.
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you and me both that's disgusting
i wouldn't have blamed you one bit but you would've probably had to get in line, anya's got a lot of people watching out for her
[Also Grell probably would have killed him first.]
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I'm grateful the girl has so many people watching out for her. That's a good sign but you know you have a ton of people watching your back too, Dante.
Just don't do anything too stupid, okay? I know you have a penchant for bullshit but you have a decent enough head on your shoulders.
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i still don't know why any of you bother but
["yeah
i know"
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is that a compliment i see? i knew it, you ARE softening up
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you're making stuff up now
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In any case, I'm not going soft! I'm just concerned and rightfully so.
You're a handful at times. I wonder how my brother can keep up.
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your brother's a bleeding heart and you're a softie, seems about right to me
and don't say it like he's chasing after me or something! it's not like i'm some kid for him to watch, i run my own life
[...he says, a few months after Ardyn bails him out of jail for being a moron.]