[Don't give Ardyn an awkward pause to work with. He'll just text increasingly more embarrassing things.]
Never what? Be attracted to you? Want to steal you away somewhere where the two of you might be alone? /More/ than that? Are you letting your imagination get the best of you, little brother?
[This is terrible! It's just awful that the only thing that brings such cheer to Ardyn is to make his brother suffer like this. Sibling rivarly gone wrong!]
Piss off, Ardyn! We're not having this conversation---I'M NOT BLUSHING!
That's it! I'm heading to the house to break your face in!
[He's totally not blushing! He's totally not blushing! He's totally not---Oh, fuck. Fynn just caught his reflection on the rear view mirror of his car.
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Never what? Be attracted to you? Want to steal you away somewhere where the two of you might be alone? /More/ than that? Are you letting your imagination get the best of you, little brother?
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[ARDYN, COULD YOU NOT?! Fynn is turning redder and redder and it's not because he's flustered either.]
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I'll be sure to keep my bedroom door locked tonight.
You're blushing, aren't you?
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Piss off, Ardyn! We're not having this conversation---I'M NOT BLUSHING!
I'm perfectly fine!
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[He's totally not blushing! He's totally not blushing! He's totally not---Oh, fuck. Fynn just caught his reflection on the rear view mirror of his car.
He officially wants to die.]
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[He knew it! If only he could see. It would make his day.]
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[Nope! Ardyn isn't going to get the luxury of seeing him that flustered. Just nah!]
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Return to your duties. But think about what I said.
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Worst brother ever!
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