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[rygdea]

"Fynn Izunia"

"If you're lookin' for me, you better have a damn good reason."

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this is awful but awesome!

[rygdea]

You're a liar and a cheat, bro! Gabranth hates me and I hate him! End of story.

[Bull! Just pure bullshit! There's no love tryst between Gabranth and him. Zip, zero, nada! They're mortal adversaries sharing a similar badge. That's all!

Ardyn can't pull a fast one over his eyes about this.]

Cut the crap, Ardyn! What's going on? Who even told you that shit?!

cackles

[daemonized]

Are you sure you're not just protesting a little too much?

[It's his obligation to pick on you, Fynn. Just like it's your obligation to be annoying towards Ardyn; an eye for an eye.]

Which part, that you wish to be in a relationship with him? I told you. Officer Gabranth.

Re: cackles

[rygdea]

I'm tellimg the truth, asshole! There's nothing happening between Detective Noah Gabranth and I! Now stop fishing for gossip and act your age!

[The irony of it all is quite hilarious.]

I don't want anything to do with him and I know he would never---

[Awkward paussse~]

[daemonized]

[Don't give Ardyn an awkward pause to work with. He'll just text increasingly more embarrassing things.]

Never what? Be attracted to you? Want to steal you away somewhere where the two of you might be alone? /More/ than that? Are you letting your imagination get the best of you, little brother?

[rygdea]

Keep talking and I swear to god I'll smother you in your sleep!

[ARDYN, COULD YOU NOT?! Fynn is turning redder and redder and it's not because he's flustered either.]

[daemonized]

[Ardyn is sincerely laughing on his side. An uncommon sight, and it's too bad no one is around to see the joy he's taking in this.]

I'll be sure to keep my bedroom door locked tonight.

You're blushing, aren't you?

[rygdea]

[This is terrible! It's just awful that the only thing that brings such cheer to Ardyn is to make his brother suffer like this. Sibling rivarly gone wrong!]

Piss off, Ardyn! We're not having this conversation---I'M NOT BLUSHING!

I'm perfectly fine!

[daemonized]

You're protesting too much. You ARE blushing, I would bet my life on it. Good heavens, you're like a schoolgirl.

[rygdea]

That's it! I'm heading to the house to break your face in!

[He's totally not blushing! He's totally not blushing! He's totally not---Oh, fuck. Fynn just caught his reflection on the rear view mirror of his car.

He officially wants to die.]

[daemonized]

I'll sue you for assault and battery, baby brother. Don't be angry just because I'm pointing out the harsh truth.

[He knew it! If only he could see. It would make his day.]

[rygdea]

This is NOT the truth and you're making me break traffic laws by texting to you, bro.

[Nope! Ardyn isn't going to get the luxury of seeing him that flustered. Just nah!]

[daemonized]

My apologies. I'd hate to see you suffer from denial AND hypocrisy in the same day.

Return to your duties. But think about what I said.

[rygdea]

Ugh, you're beyond cruel...

Worst brother ever!

[daemonized]

Hardly true. I can think of a worse one.