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ARE YOU SERIOUS? I WASN'T THREATENING YOU!
I was threatening the vague personification of whatever is screwing with all our texts lately! The only way that could be threatening to you is if you personally are the one sending all my texts to the wrong people!
I was threatening the vague personification of whatever is screwing with all our texts lately! The only way that could be threatening to you is if you personally are the one sending all my texts to the wrong people!
Denial ain't a good look on you, bro. Honestly it's fine if you are, but I'm still obligated to give you shit for it as one of his best friends.
[It's kind of funny how alike the two of them can be sometimes. Dante's also sighing in relief when he gets the return text; most of the time he doesn't give a shit what people think about him but going after Anya? Going after anyone that young? No fucking way. That's a smear against his name that he couldn't ever sit well with.]
you and me both that's disgusting
i wouldn't have blamed you one bit but you would've probably had to get in line, anya's got a lot of people watching out for her
[Also Grell probably would have killed him first.]
you and me both that's disgusting
i wouldn't have blamed you one bit but you would've probably had to get in line, anya's got a lot of people watching out for her
[Also Grell probably would have killed him first.]
I don't know their names.
[Because why would he remember the names of people he's not planning to associate with.]
[Because why would he remember the names of people he's not planning to associate with.]
You don't even remember these guys names and yet you have some frickin' problem with them?
[Oh, Kenta. You poor sweet summer child, Fynn is about to go completely off.]
Okay, asshole. What's the deal?
You might think it's cool and edgy to dislike law enforcement because of whatever emo nonsense you're about but guess what? It's not. Got a problem with me? Then take it up with me. Don't you sit there and go complaining to Jirou about it. If you have such a friggin "problem", take it up with me. For such a big guy you act like such a little bitch!
[Oh, Kenta. You poor sweet summer child, Fynn is about to go completely off.]
Okay, asshole. What's the deal?
You might think it's cool and edgy to dislike law enforcement because of whatever emo nonsense you're about but guess what? It's not. Got a problem with me? Then take it up with me. Don't you sit there and go complaining to Jirou about it. If you have such a friggin "problem", take it up with me. For such a big guy you act like such a little bitch!
Sure you wasn't~
[Okay, admittedly Fynn is just busting this kid's chops for recreational sport. It's fun to get Bucko here all relied up like this. Almost brings a smile to his face.]
Okay, calm down. I get it. The worse I would ever do to you is give you a ticket for running your damn mouth.
[Okay, admittedly Fynn is just busting this kid's chops for recreational sport. It's fun to get Bucko here all relied up like this. Almost brings a smile to his face.]
Okay, calm down. I get it. The worse I would ever do to you is give you a ticket for running your damn mouth.
[Now that he knows that Dante isn't some skeevy pervert, Fynn actually feels like he can breathe again. Talk about tense. He was literally about to break this kid's nose and risk getting suspended a second ago.]
I'm grateful the girl has so many people watching out for her. That's a good sign but you know you have a ton of people watching your back too, Dante.
Just don't do anything too stupid, okay? I know you have a penchant for bullshit but you have a decent enough head on your shoulders.
I'm grateful the girl has so many people watching out for her. That's a good sign but you know you have a ton of people watching your back too, Dante.
Just don't do anything too stupid, okay? I know you have a penchant for bullshit but you have a decent enough head on your shoulders.
You'll learn quickly that this is how I show I care, young padawan. Get used to it.
He has his moments, I won't lie! Also protip: give him a small animal and he'll absolutely go to mush. You're welcome.
He has his moments, I won't lie! Also protip: give him a small animal and he'll absolutely go to mush. You're welcome.
What did I ever do to deserve this, I wonder. I bet it has something to do with my past life. I must've pissed off the fal'Cie.
Small animals...? Like hamsters? You know, I kinda think Tarr's cheeks look all fluffy like one. He tries to look mean but he looks fluffy.
Small animals...? Like hamsters? You know, I kinda think Tarr's cheeks look all fluffy like one. He tries to look mean but he looks fluffy.
Edited 2017-09-11 15:38 (UTC)
There is a long, looooooooong pause before an answer come. Seriously the text equivalent of someone staring in judgey disapproval here.]
Are you done?
Are you done?
I have nothing against you personally.
Nor about any of the other cop friends Jirou has. As mentioned, I don't know them and I am not planning to make their acquaintances. He's quite free to befriend whoever he wants.
I have my own reason for not wanting to associate with law enforcement and you are not entitled to knowing them. I can assure you, though, that it has nothing to do with being 'cool' or 'edgy', as you so aptly put it.
I have no 'problem' with you. I just don't want to hang out with you. I don't see why this is so important to you.
Nor about any of the other cop friends Jirou has. As mentioned, I don't know them and I am not planning to make their acquaintances. He's quite free to befriend whoever he wants.
I have my own reason for not wanting to associate with law enforcement and you are not entitled to knowing them. I can assure you, though, that it has nothing to do with being 'cool' or 'edgy', as you so aptly put it.
I have no 'problem' with you. I just don't want to hang out with you. I don't see why this is so important to you.
Who knows! But if you're caving already, you're not gonna survive the others.
[ Okay, at least only one other, but the point still stands. ]
Kinda! Kittens or puppies work well too. Also don't call him a hamster to his face, it generally ends with you either getting bit or giving his apparently-patented Death Glare. Yoon-sung learned that one the hard way when he caught us having lunch together at one point.
[ Okay, at least only one other, but the point still stands. ]
Kinda! Kittens or puppies work well too. Also don't call him a hamster to his face, it generally ends with you either getting bit or giving his apparently-patented Death Glare. Yoon-sung learned that one the hard way when he caught us having lunch together at one point.
[He's starting to realize that.]
i still don't know why any of you bother but
["yeah
i know"
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is that a compliment i see? i knew it, you ARE softening up
i still don't know why any of you bother but
["yeah
i know"
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is that a compliment i see? i knew it, you ARE softening up
Edited 2017-09-11 19:41 (UTC)
That's not a thing you can give someone a ticket for.
No???
That was about my motorcycle.
[which up until now, only Cleo had known he got]
That was about my motorcycle.
[which up until now, only Cleo had known he got]
[ No, he really doesn't.
But he's also really bad at resisting a goading. ]
You can't bully me just because you have a badge.
But he's also really bad at resisting a goading. ]
You can't bully me just because you have a badge.
What the hell is that thing doing in my apartment.
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